Arrange the tomatoes in a good-sized baking dish, cut side up. Pour the olive oil over them suckers and sprinkle with spices. Broil until the tops begin to brown (about 5 minutes)
This can be either a side project, or a main dish. Grill the hostages until you can come up with an appropriate menu for the evening. Never forget to keep a close eye on your supply of duct tape.
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